The Kingdom of Spam-a-Lot

by , posted on March 12th, 2014 in Features

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I don’t write much about blogging here. I figure you guys aren’t all that interested and there are so many people who do write about it I feel the market is saturated. But the truth is, what with on-the-blog comments dwindling in favor of social media, blogging can sometimes be a bit isolating.

Luckily though, I have spam. Spammers not only flood the comments sections of some of my favorite posts, they offer affirmation that this site is awesome. Don’t believe me? Just read these reviews!

Buy Short Prom Dresses says…

“It is appropriate time to make some plans for the future and it is time to be happy. I’ve read this post and if I could I desire to suggest you some interesting things or suggestions. Maybe you can write next articles referring to this article. I wish to read more things about it!” writes…

“I was recommended this blog via my cousin. I am no longer positive whether this submit is written through him as no one else recognise such distinctive about my trouble.

You’re incredible! Thanks!”

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“When I initially commented I clicked the “Notify me when new comments are added” checkbox and now each time a comment is added I get three e-mails with the same comment.

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“Appreciate almost every other beneficial site. Exactly where else could I receive that kind of information written in this type of best implies? I own a endeavor that we are at the moment working for, and I’ve been on the looks available with regard to such information.”

See what I mean? Whenever I’m feeling down or find myself questioning if what I do matters, I just open up my spam folder and wait for the warm fuzzies to wash over me.

So this post is a shout-out to all you spam-bots. Thanks, spammers. You know how to make a blogger feel good.

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11 Responses to “The Kingdom of Spam-a-Lot”

  1. Caroline Says:

    March 12th, 2014 at 3:34 pm

    HahahahaahHhaha!! Thats awesome. I need more spam in my life!

  2. Giulia Doyle Says:

    March 12th, 2014 at 3:34 pm

    ;)….at least the spammers aren’t meanies! I still don’t get their business model though…how can they sell anything this way?

  3. Alexandra Hedin Says:

    March 12th, 2014 at 3:40 pm

    I love the spammers too. It’s the ones that you have to read several times to even understand what the general gist was that give me the warm fuzzes.

  4. Jillian In Italy Says:

    March 12th, 2014 at 5:17 pm

    You are hilarious. I agree with the spam-bots about you being awesome.

  5. Laura Says:

    March 12th, 2014 at 7:56 pm

    Have you ever checked out your spam folder in your email? I don’t know what I’ve clicked on to deserve such products. Yikes.

  6. sheri silver Says:

    March 12th, 2014 at 8:56 pm

    Hysterical – you made my day!

  7. bp Says:

    March 12th, 2014 at 9:10 pm

    You are so right to showcase these gems. No matter how annoying spam is, it’s funny what lengths they’ll go to to make a blogger think she/ he has a quality comment/ reader waiting in the wings!

  8. Shalagh Hogan Says:

    March 12th, 2014 at 9:51 pm

    You are a queen Jennifer and too darn funny. I’ve become immune, only skimming and deleting those darn spam comments. Crowns off to you.

  9. Helen Says:

    March 12th, 2014 at 11:00 pm

    Hee hee

  10. Birute Efe Says:

    March 14th, 2014 at 4:27 pm

    When I just started bloggin it took me a while to realize which comments are spams. It’s funny now, but the first time I read the prom dress comment on my site I truly believed every word of it :)

  11. Bar Says:

    March 16th, 2014 at 8:50 am

    omg, you are very funny…and insightful! i woke up this morning to an email from twitter telling me what was trending this week, and your retweet from sheri silver was top-o-the-list. so hey, those spammers are really helping you out! thanks for the new perspective :) xo bar

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