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The Football Pledge

A mother's promise to observe Purple Friday & other sporty things

by , posted on August 4th, 2010 in The Sports Issue




The schedule has been announced. The anticipation is building.

The Baltimore Ravens’ public training camp at McDaniel College is around the corner. The excited chatter begins, “When are we going? How are we getting there? What jerseys should we take for the sweating, stinking monoliths to sign?” (OK, sweating, stinking monoliths is all me.)

The men (and a couple of women) in my family are buzzing … except in my house. My husband, Scott, and I are not, nor have we ever been [insert any sport here that requires a ball] fanatics.

While Scott’s brothers were inside watching football, he was oftentimes out in the garage with his father learning how to take apart a car engine. In my case, I have a sports chromosome missing; perhaps it’s skipped a generation. My aunt was an elementary school gym teacher for many years. Lanky and vocal, she resembled a slightly gentler Sue Sylvester from Glee. (What was strange was that she disliked kids except for my sisters and I whom she loved as her own.) But, a shadow of disappointment never failed to flicker across her face as I missed balls, swung golf clubs like a gorilla, or yawned at the mention of her beloved Washington Redskins. I suppose I take after her sister, my mother, whose sole athletic interest was scurrying around campus in a twin set, pencil skirt and heels in pursuit of frat boys.

My dad, who was one of the aforementioned frat boys, was a rabid fan of the Baltimore Colts. He would come home from every game completely hoarse from screaming at the crew-cut crew. In the 60s and 70s, many of the players owned restaurants which we ate at faithfully: Johnny Unitas’ Golden Arm, Ordell Braase’s Flaming Pit, Bill Pellington’s Iron Horse … all of them swanky, smoky man caves with black vinyl chairs, red leather menus, beef in every cut and size, and stiff whisky sours. So since food was involved, I should have at least liked football a little, but no such luck.

This year, I’ve decided to undo my decades of apathy. This year, I’ve vowed to become a Ravens fan. And, I’m bringing my husband along with me. We’re not doing this for ourselves (we have other important things to do on Sunday afternoons, like taking a nap) but for our 2-year-old son, Ian.

Here’s why: my sister, Laurie, and her husband, Stan, never particularly cared for football, and then my nephew, Danny, was born. Danny found football fascinating at a very young age and now, at 14 years old, lives and breathes it. Through years of watching games together, Laurie and Stan share in the thrill of victory, as well as the occasional agony of defeat, that Danny experiences. It’s something (amongst many other things) that brings them even closer together and they relish having a subjective view of what gives their child such joy. That’s the kind of connection (amongst many other connections) I want Scott and I to share with Ian.

So this is my pledge to my son. I will not let my eyes glaze over as your daddy explains to me how football is actually played. I will learn every Ravens’ player’s name and position. I will try to follow your cousins’ football discussions even though they sound like some foreign guy language. I will wear all purple on Fridays. I will care about whether or not they win. And, I will watch the Super Bowl for the game and not just the commercials.

Somewhere my aunt is waving a giant foam finger and smiling.



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5 Responses to “The Football Pledge”

  1. Jen Says:

    August 4th, 2010 at 2:49 pm

    I laugh only because Bill comes from a football loving family, and I’m fairly certain that Finley will carry this trait as well (considering most of my gene pool are football lovers as well). I’ve been dreading the day that I will be the only person in our household who does not speak this language, and just recently made a commitment to begin the slow process of giving a damn.

    I support thy quest.

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  2. Jennifer Cooper Says:

    August 5th, 2010 at 12:49 am

    See I have no football gene at all that runs in our family. My parents would turn on the superbowl to create an acceptable reason to eat mini hotdogs in barbecue sauce.

    So when Ellie came home asking to wear purple on Fridays and asking whether or not the Ravens won their game I went cross-eyed.

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  3. Mike (Dad) Griffin Says:

    August 6th, 2010 at 12:53 pm

    I’m so happy, in my waning years to see more of my family adopt my beloved professional football. In Carey’s formative years, I was the only one in the house even remotely interested in this noble sport. Now, grandsons Ben, Danny and, now, my reluctant daughters and sons-in- law have seen the light. The youngest of the clan, Ian, will have the support his granddad never enjoyed.

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  4. Kirsten Says:

    August 7th, 2010 at 1:23 am

    I might argue that there are lots of ways into sports, and if it proves that football NEVER lights your fire, it’s still possible that you might find a sport to share with Ian that might be fun for all of you.

    but the call of the Family when it comes to group appreciation of sports is not to be underestimated. :) Have fun!

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  5. Carey Says:

    August 7th, 2010 at 4:21 am

    I broke out into a cold sweat tonight … there was a Pizza Hut commercial on featuring Joe Flacco. Haven’t seen his Pizza Hut face in months. Just a reminder of what’s around the corner.
    I must have felt the way kids feel with all of the back to school commercials that are on TV now!
    (And, yes, I do know who Flacco is. Some neighbors down the street had his name written in Christmas lights on the roof of their house last season.)

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